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Forrest Gump: Stupid am as Stoopid Doo.
Forrest Gump: Sex is Like a Box of Chocolates-Sweet,Gooey and Nauseatin' if you over do it.
Forrest Gump: Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, You never know what you are gonna get.
Forrest Gump: People to respect: Female Gym Teachers.
Forrest Gump: People to respect: Lonely Ranchers.
Forrest Gump: People to Respect: Fellow Inmates.
Forrest Gump: Time heals all Wounds. Newsweek even heals a few.
Forrest Gump: Avoid Nightmares.
Forrest Gump: Do you like Shrimp?
Forrest Gump: Life is like a warm Puppy, except when you get HeartGermers.
Forrest Gump: Never smell the inside of bowlin' shoes. Especially someone else's.
Forrest Gump: People who live in glass houses shouldn't pick their nose.
Forrest Gump: It's Much easier to bury the hatchet than to bury a body.
Forrest Gump: Killing 2 birds with 1 stone will often make the Audubon Society Upset.
Forrest Gump: Tommorrow is another day. Although I've been known to be wrong.
Forrest Gump: United we stand, Divided we sit.
Forrest Gump: Variety is the spice of life, with Garlic Powder a close second.
Forrest Gump: Out of the mouths of Babes oftentimes comes drool.
Forrest Gump: Slow and Steady gets his ass kicked in the 100 yard dash.
Forrest Gump: Keep your metal detector in good workin' order.
Forrest Gump: Two heads are better than one unless all you wear is turtlenecks.
Forrest Gump: Know why farts smell? So's deaf people can enjoy 'em, too.
Forrest Gump: Never get a manicure during an Earthquake.
Forrest Gump: Keep enough money on hand to bribe a policeman.
Forrest Gump: It takes two to Tango and ten to play basketball.
Forrest Gump: If the shoe fits, find the other one.
Forrest Gump: Kissing Butt, Groveling and sucking up shamelessly never made anybody poor.
Forrest Gump: Bob Hope springs eternal.
Forrest Gump: One man's trash is another man's garbage.
Forrest Gump: Hell hath no fury like a woman who's just gotten a bad haircut.
Forrest Gump: Bad gas travels fast.
Forrest Gump: No news is good news-but enough about USA TODAY.
Forrest Gump: Strike while the iron is hot,But turn it off before you get on the Picket Line.
Forrest Gump: A dog is man's best friend. A man's leg is a dog's best friend.
Forrest Gump: If you can't do, teach. If you can't teach, do nothing.
Forrest Gump: If you can't do, Teach. If you can't teach, do nothing, or be Vice President.
Forrest Gump: Roses are Red, Violets are blue. The way to get chicks is to learn haiku.
Forrest Gump: A thing of beauty is a joy until the third face-lift.
Forrest Gump: Good things come to those who wait tables-tips.
Forrest Gump: Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater, unless you want Legal Trouble.
Forrest Gump: The pen is mightier than the sword. Yeah, right.
Forrest Gump: You can lead a horse to water, but who has the time?
Forrest Gump: There's nothing new under the sun, with possible exception of the Wonder Bra.
Forrest Gump: A bird in the hand is potentially messy.
Forrest Gump: The truth hurts. But not as much as flossing.
Forrest Gump: Never turn your back on a guy nicknamed "The Homicidal Maniac."
Forrest Gump: A stich in time saves lots of embarassment, particularly in the crotch area.
Forrest Gump: What does not kill us makes us extremely nauseous.
Forrest Gump: Pulling your groin is one thing-pulling someone else's is another.
Forrest Gump: Silence is a virtue known to all mute men.
Forrest Gump: It's good to be born under a lucky star, so long as it's not a falling one.
Forrest Gump: One Bad apple can spoil the whole report card.
Forrest Gump: Don't play the TUBA after running a marathon.
Forrest Gump: Treat your mama right-unless she is an abusive, unethical alcoholic.
Forrest Gump: Tools are made to be broken.
Forrest Gump: Keep in mind: Piece of cake over peace on earth.
Forrest Gump: Watch out for show people. Especially the ones at Disney.
Forrest Gump: All work and no play makes Jack a C.P.A.
Forrest Gump: Beware of People who send their police mug shots to dating services.
Forrest Gump: "Victim" is just "mitciV" spelled backward.
Forrest Gump: A friend in need can probably call someone else. Suggest it.
Forrest Gump: Talk is Cheap, unless you're online.
Forrest Gump: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. From what I've heard.
Forrest Gump: Much can be said of the term "Your on my foot." Use it whenever Necessary.
Forrest Gump: Lie down with dogs, wake up with marital problems and a booking on GERALDO.
Forrest Gump: Ice cream is a dish best served cold.
Forrest Gump: Money talks, just kidding-it doesn't really.
Forrest Gump: Keep a stiff upper lip. The Novocain will eventually wear off.
Forrest Gump: Life is like a dumpster, It Stinks.
Forrest Gump: A penny saved is pretty much useless.
Forrest Gump: A picture is worth a thousand dollars. Especually if the subject is nude.
Forrest Gump: If you think your life is unmanageable, try playing for the New York Mets.
Forrest Gump: All is fair in love-except for the man always having to pay-and war.
Forrest Gump: The child is the father to the man. Read about it in the STAR!
Forrest Gump: A shot in the dark could lead to malpractice.
Forrest Gump: It's a small world unless you're a midget, in which case it is slightly bigger.
Forrest Gump: You can't teach an old dog new tricks, unless one of them is "DIE."
Forrest Gump: Beggars can't be choosers, unless they're choosin' to be beggars.
Forrest Gump: Charity begins at golf tournaments.
Forrest Gump: Do unto others before they do unto you.
Forrest Gump: Don't cross a ditch until you come to it.
Forrest Gump: It's no use beating a dead horse, unless he owed you money.
Forrest Gump: Dead men tell no tales. But you knew that.
Forrest Gump: The Shortest distance between 2 points invaribly will not involve AMTRAK.
Forrest Gump: The Shortest Distance between 2 points invaribly will not involve GREYHOUND.
Forrest Gump: Fools rush to a Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon.
Forrest Gump: Old age is wasted on the elderly.
Forrest Gump: My aubt Sheila once had an expression. But she forgot it.
Forrest Gump: Money is the root of all revenue.
Forrest Gump: Bad gas Travels Fast.
Forrest Gump: One Man's trash is another man's garbage.
Forrest Gump: Stupid am as stoopid doo.
Forrest Gump: United we stand, divided we sit.
Forrest Gump: Tools are made to be broken.
Forrest Gump: Talk is cheap, unless you are online.
Forrest Gump: Life is like a garbage dumpster, it stinks.
Forrest Gump: A penny saved is pretty much useless.
Forrest Gump: Charity begins at golf tournaments.
Forrest Gump: If one shoe fits, find the other one.
Forrest Gump: Old age is wasted on the elderly.